PrussiaxReader The mistery of Gilbird's disappeara

"ARGH, NEIN! NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! ZHIS CAN'T BE! HORROR, DISASTER!" the shouts echoed, bothering Ludwig in his reading.
"Vhat are you yelling about, bruder?" asked the blond as his older brother dashed into the living room. Antonio and Francis, who had been waiting for the latter near the entrance door, stepped inside the room.
"SOMEZHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED! SOMEZHING DISASTROUS HAPPENED!" cried out the albino.
"Ludwig forbade you to drink beer?" chuckled the spanish.
"NEIN, MUCH VORSE!"
"Hm... Worse?" mused the french. "Did (f/n) break up wizh you?"
"NEIN, not ZHAT bad eizher!"
"Just... Tell us vhat happened!" said Germany.
"GILBIRD VANISHED! I CAN'T FIND HIM!!!" blurted out the Prussian, flailing almost like a small child would.
"Calm down, bruder, I'm sure everyzhing's fine."
"Sí, have you tried to call (f/n)?" asked Antonio. "You know Gilbird likes to run away to visit her sometimes!"
"Ja, I know... und I've tried to call her, but she doesn't pick up her phone..." whimpered Gilbert.
"I zhink he vas kidnapped!" he shot all of a sudden. "By one of zhose guys that don't like mein awesome self!"
"Do you really zhink someone kidnapped your pet?" France asked with a sweatdrop.
"Ja!"
"Und vho do you zhink did it?" sighed the blond german.
"Vell... It could've been England..."
"I'll go talk to 'im!" Francis offered, walking out of the house.
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"HOW DARE YOU THINK I WOULD GO THAT LOW?" boomed Arthur.
"I-I'M SORRY, IT WAS GIL WHO ZHOUGHT SO..." whined France, running away from the brit, but still not fast enough as to not hear the latter casting yet another one of his evil spells


"Bon, Angleterre did not 'ave 'im, but I zhink I'm cursed for zhe rest of my life as a country!" huffed the french.
"Vhat about... Russia? Zhat guy did torture me just to get mein lands." suggested the prussian.
"Alright, I can go und ask him about it..." Ludwig sighed.

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"I did nothing of the kind, why would think I did?" sounded a thick russian accent. A 'kolkol' started to echo.
"V-vell, it vas nozhing personal, really." stuttered the german, his skin getting a little pale. "D-danke for your time, I should be going nov!"

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"It vasn't Ivan." stated Germany as he returned to his seat on the sofa.
"Any more ideas? You still 'aven't killed anyone wizh your accusations... yet..." remarked Francis, an eyebrow raised ever so lightly.
"Actually, ja, I do suspect one more person!" said the albino.
"I'm a little afraid to ask, but who exactly are you talking about?" wondered Spain.
"Hungary!" informed Gilbert, with a very serious tone.
"Oh!? I guess I can go and speak to her..." muttered Antonio.

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"WHAT? WHY WOULD I STEAL THAT IDIOT'S STUPID CANARY?" bursted Elizabeta in indignation, waving her frying pan towards the spaniard.
"Perdona, que no era mi intencion!" excused the male, running away from the hungarian.

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"Did she have him?" pleaded the albino.
A shook of the brunette's head was enough to make the prussian sulk. The sound of the front door opening echoed, but not even a head was raised or turned.
"Hey, guys!" mused (f/n)'s familiar voice. Hearing no response at all, she carefully made her way down the hall.
"Boys? Is anyone home?"
One step after the other, she reached the room where all the four males were in.
"Oh, hey guys, what's with the mood?" she asked, noticing Francis' cursed aura, Gilbert's depressed aura, Ludwig's skin that was more pale than usual and Antonio's several bumps in the head.
Out of a sudden, Gilbird flew over to his owner's shoulder.
"GILBIRD!" shot happily the prussian. "You're back!"
"Oh, yeah! I hope you don't mind, but he appeared over at my house in the morning and since his wing was wounded, I took him to the veterinary!" informed the (h/c) head.
Three dark auras suddenly started to emanate towards the albino. A nervous laugh left his throat.

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"Verdammit, Ashter, Berlitz und Blackie are novhere to be found!" Germany yelled.
"Don't vorry, Vest, let's just ask (f/n)!" comforted Prussia. "She probably just took zhem to zhe vet!"